On July 31st, the MLB tradeline will come and go. A few stars will get traded and also a few relief pitchers. Some teams will try and bolster their bench by adding an Xavier Nady (ie New York Yankees), while others will go after middle relief (I'm guessing George Sherill of the Baltimore Orioles will most likely head to the Red Sox). A starter or two will get traded as well (see AJ Burnett and Paul Byrd).
And then, the big names will hit the market (ie Mark Teixeira, Adam Dunn, Miguel Tejada, Matt Holliday, Garrett Atkins, Manny Ramirez).

Dang, I would love to see Manny doing this pose against someone else besides the Angels for once!
Most likely only one or two of these names will get dealt but I can guarantee this: The Angels will make no move whatsoever.
Why should they, you ask? They are leading their division by 10 games and have the best record in baseball.
Answer: Because they are becoming the Atlanta Braves right before our very eyes.
Remember said Braves? The team that won division after division. Dominating the NL East for 10+ years. They built their team around pitching and defense. Their three starters for those years (Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz) are most likely all 3 headed to the Hall of Fame. And yet, what do they have to show for it? ONE...count it ONE World Series ring.
The Angels organization is awesome. They have mimicked the Braves in every aspect. Building up their farm system through the drafting of numerous pitchers and quality bats. When a veteran leaves or gets injured, they reload through their minor league system. They were recently name the top organization in baseball: they sell out most home games, 3 million plus attend every year, their minor league system has the best prospects, and their pitching and defense is top 3 in baseball......and yet, they have ONE World Series ring to show for it.
Why aren't they more successful, you ask?
Answer: Potential does not equal success.
It's like those dudes you see on the Brigham Young campus: Braided belt, $100 jeans, hair gelled to perfection, and yet no success when it came to the BYU co-eds.
(treat #1)
Sure, they scored the occasional chick but they never came away with a "ring." Because they were full of potential and yet couldn't ever pull the trigger. They had "too many" prospects in their mind, that they couldn't just settle on one. And when they did, it was too late.
John Nash figured this out and he was a schizophrenic. Remember that movie, Beautiful Mind, with Russell Crowe.
John Nash figured this out and he was a schizophrenic. Remember that movie, Beautiful Mind, with Russell Crowe.
(treat #2)

Crowe aka John Nash comes up with his original idea: If everyone goes for the blonde, nobody wins because you end up alienating not only the blonde but her friends and in the end, you are going home alone.
The "braided belts" of BYU never figure this out. They think their potential will get them the blonde and yet in reality, they end up dancing with each other on the dance floor as the blonde slips out with someone else.
(treat #3)
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are the "braided belts" of BYU. They are the team with the $100 jeans (see Vlad Guerrero and Torri Hunter). They are the team with the slicked back hair (see Jared Weaver). And thus they are the team with only potential and no success.
I am pleading with the Angels GM Tony Reagins and Mike Scioscia. Make a move! Shed the belt. Put on some shorts. Mess up your hair. Match your potential for once and trade some of those prospects because that's all they are.
Afterall, which of the following 2 people would you rather have on your team? (except for you Cort)
(treats #4 and #5)
That's what I thought....




6 comments:
Well, Dro, there you go landing Teixiera. Maybe that is the deal you were looking for. It should certainly strengthen your offense. He's a great hitter. I just wish Atlanta would have gotten more for him.
So it takes a blog post from dro for the Halos to finally make a freaking move. Dude, why didn't you turn gay 3 years ago and start this blog? We could've won at least one more ring.
Teixera is a good addition and I think his bat will bode well in Anaheim. His defense is not too shabby either. I'm a stoked Halo Fan right now.
Dude, I can't believe it!?!? I make this post and leave for New York the very next day and what happens?
#1 An earthquake hits So. Cal.
#2 The Angels actually make a blockbuster trade
#3 John Lackey almost no-hits the Boston Red Sox in Fenway
I wonder what is going to happen next?
Maybe Cort will wear loose jeans?
Maybe Chad won't break any clubs on the golf course?
Maybe Todd won't eat a jelly donut this morning?
Stay tuned....
Chad, you idiot, learn how to change the name before you post!!
Hilarious.
Just got caught up on the blog and see that I'm being ripped on over and over for no reason. What'd I ever do to you Dro except get the milk for you off the top shelf in the fridge cause you couldn't reach it, and tell you where Tiger hit the ball at the US Open cause you couldn't see above the gallery heads, or let you borrow a shirt cause the one you'd been wearing since high school finally ripped, or hit a 5 iron off a cart path to within 5 feet to take our money back from Chad, huh? All these things I do for you and you just make fun of me. Oh well. BTW - have you heard Archeletta's version of "Imagine." It's incredible.
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